Sad but true Culturally Illiterate readers, our poor Williamsburg Glitterati are claiming food stamps. But don't you dare insinuate their using it to buy processed, pre-packaged sugary goodness, Bite your 80s power ballad singing tongue!
Our poor young Urbanities- sorry I cant even with that phrase! are buying Perrier (recyclable) water, Soy meat alternatives & organic asparagus OBV!
Since the "R" word hit & people stopped spending like Kerry Katona on child benefit day our Art College graduates with a major in recycled plastic cow installations, just cant make bank anymore, sad.
While part of me wants to commend our acid wash denim loving friends for proving you dont have to eat like Gabourey Sidibe in Precious or at home, I cant help but feel this is the latest attempt at faux plastic rim glasses, moustache tattoo wearing irony.
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