Thursday, March 18, 2010

Love Dont Live Here Anymore



This week marriage decided to take a bit of vacation. First Kate Winslet found out Revolutionary Road wasn't so much a work of fiction but Sam Mendes way of telling Kate hes sick and damn tired of drawing her non photo shopped physique in nothing but the jewel of the ocean. Hell even the local playground pervert is sick of seeing Kates boobs.
While I understand Sam's decision I cannot even begin to comprehend where Jesse James' head is at. In this current Economic climate who plays havoc with their bank managers blood pressure by ditching a Black American express owner & everyones dream lunch date Sandra Bullock(tuna salad on rye) for this coupon cutting beauty Michelle McGee,actual name!
I honestly think Tiger Woods would take his ambien fueled steam train and drive right on by McGee.


So if you find yourself considering a love lock down of your private play area i urge you to think twice and ask queen of divorce marriage Elizabeth Taylor what she thinks, never have truer or more eloquent words flowed!

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