HollywoodStrippers Weep

The casting for the new Pirates of the Caribbean:On Stranger Tides (no its not being directed by Tim Burton.) Has put the Kibosh on Fake boobs of any kind. The house of mouse sent out this casting call

"beautiful female fit models. Must be 5ft7in-5ft8in, size 4 or 6, no bigger or smaller. Age 18-25. Must have a lean dancer body. Must have real breasts. Do not submit if you have implants."

Now I have a feeling Mickey is playing a filthy trick on us all because Ive always suspected Minnie grew right out of stuffing her bra and right into the arms of DR.90210.
Penelope Cruz has just been cast and you know subsection 4 of her contract stipulates loverBest friend and gigantic Bosom owner Salma Hayak needs work. There are glamorous strippers up and down West Hollywood who would be perfect for these parts I mean they probably already have the diseases of the era Scurvy, Syph, Meth face.