Saturday, March 20, 2010

Mother Earth Can Sleep Easy Tonight


Put your worries of global warming to bed for the night because FINALLY our environment has a saviour.
Step forward Eco-Warrior and mother of the year Dina Lohan- Who will finally share her coke knowledge with the world.
Turns out Dina is Captain Planets biggest fan & while you thought Dina was wasting her days nursing orphans & feeding the homeless, shes been busy.
Busy creating the worlds greatest product you never needed, The Green Lohan Brush & much like her kids it doesnt require water. So Culturally Illiterate readers if find yourself giving to cancer charities or trying to cure AIDS stop think twice & remember there are cocaine addicts everywhere who need your help!

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