To bring you a Public Service Announcement
GQ wants us to believe that men should be wearing white jeans well I'm Sorry I cannot in good conscience sit idoly by and let this happen.
Mostly because its highly offensive to my viewing sockets. White denim is only acceptable in the following circumstances if your name is Fabio & your career involves standing in front of a wind machine posing for romance novels, your a current cast member of the Jersey Shore or your name is Pete Wentz in which case you've got enough problems why make it worse?!
So my Culturally Illiterate friends if you find yourself with an urge to put on white denim stop, take a moment and ask yourself do you really wanna get mistaken for a Bollywood movie extra?!
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