Monday, March 29, 2010

Peaches Gets The Tiger Treatment

Music genius and saviour of the magazine world Peaches Geldof has caught Tiger Wooditis symptoms include; Drug fuelled sex binges, kind of denials, broke ass ho making some cash off you and Endorsement deal dropping.
Peaches who up until today had a sure fire way of paying her dealer bills with a cheque from underwear line Miss Ultimo.
However since heroin addicts dont seem to spend that much cash on underwear...go figure?!
& Miss Ultimos target audience is women aged 18-25 they smacked Peaches bank account harder than Elin did Tiger.
But its not all sad news as the staff in Debenham stores everywhere rejoyced at not having to look at Peaches wonk eyed face anymore

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