Kerry Katona Follows The Britney Diet

So cracked out Kerry is no more...yeah I dont want/cant believe it either.
Our Lady Special K is on the Britney diet, you know the one where they ban sex and drugs(allegedly)from your life.
Kerrys new manager Claire has serious balls not only is she willing to come between a junkie and her addiction
but she'll test Kerrys bought urine sample every week to make sure shes staying away from the good stuff!
Oh and if your wondering how Special K spent her new found wealth again, well she was clearly sensible and bought a new BMW X5. Kerry has inteligence not wasting her money on savings accounts & investments they are for stupid people!

But let us not be too hasty to forget the Kerry of yesteryear & get Culturally Illiterate now