Its a sad day here at Culturally Illiterate one of my top 5 miniature toy soldiers PingPing the worlds the smallest man above actual size (not really!) has passed away! PingPing threw on his stilts, hopped on that stair master to sky and waved goodbye to bitches at Guinness who kept trying to steal his title as the littlest big man in the world. But as we know when one nugget gets his cherub wings another gets to use his Asian style dingaling...
Turns out Chuy the little nugget who keeps Chelsea Latelys Pikachu in prime working order. Has not only been getting his but playa getting paid! Chuy is King of The Lollipop Guild porn industry! Chuy I salute you! be proud, stand tall (no pun intended) & enjoy the fact your getting paid to have fun times with adult sized Pikachus!
If your wondering my other favourite nuggets are Bashful(forever number1), Danny Devito, Lady Gagas Penis.
Just incase you havent had enough Nugget lovin for one day & lets be honest how could you?! Get Culturally Illiterate with the best Nugget Fight ive ever seen
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